You can never have too much ramen! Or at least, you can, but we’re talking about a lot of ramen. Say, like, about the amount of ramen I ate on my 20th birthday. Wow, that was a lot of Ramen. Like, noodles for days. I woke up in a puddle of broth, surrounded by the detritus of a variety of delightful toppings. There were no other survivors.